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November 01

A story of "Can I borrow $25"

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'


DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.


SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'


DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.


SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'


DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'


SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.


SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'


The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.


The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:


Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door..

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'


The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to


have dinner with you.'


The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.


If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

August 27

A loving story

An amazing Love Story 
 

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after 
 
her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the 
  
party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due 
 
to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too 
  
 nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let 
 
me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me 
 
some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.' 
 
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he 
 
put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you 
 
have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near 
 
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,
just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty 
  
coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my 
  
hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While 
  
saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.. 
  
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell 
  
out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, 
 
has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about 
 
her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice 
  
talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. 
 
 
 

 
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess 
 
married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every 
  
time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she 
   
knew that's the way he liked it. 
 
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: 'My dearest, 
 
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said 
 
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so 
  
nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was 
  
hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be 
 
the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times 
  
in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie 
 
to you for anything.. 
 
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like 
 
the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty 
 
coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for 
 
anything I do for you.. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my 
  
whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and 
 
have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'. 
 
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's 

the taste of salty coffee?  It's sweet. She replied. 
 
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear 
 
but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!! 
 
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one 
 
you like will leave you for the one they love. 
 
Find one, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. 
 
Who calls you back when you hang up on him. 
 
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. 
 
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. 
 
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. 
 
Who holds your hand in front of his friends. 
 

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he 
 
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. 
 
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's her.'
May 30

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

) For your information, please.  (FYI)
     We don't know what to do with this, so please keep  it.

 2) Noted and returned.
    We don't know what to do with this, so please keep it  little while.

 3) Review and  comment.
      Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.


 4) Action please.
     Get yourself  involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

 5) For your necessary action.
     It's your headache now.

 6) Copy to.
      Here's  a share of the headache.

 7) For your  approval, please.
     Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.


 8) Action is being taken.
    Your correspondence is lost and we a re still trying to locate it.

 9) Your letter is receiving our  attention.
      We are still trying to figure out what you  want.

10) Please discuss.
      I don't know what the "f***" this is, so please brief me.

 11) For your immediate action.
  &n bsp;    Do it NOW!  Or we'll all get into trouble.


12) Please reply  soon.
       Please be efficient. It makes me look  inefficient.


 13) We are  investigating/processing your request with the relevant  authorities.
        They are causing the de lay, not us.

14) Regards.
       Thanks for reading all the bullshit.
February 25

A trip to Changi Beach

 
Last Friday, 22 Feb decided to bring my doggies for swimming.
Having said that for the past couple of month.
 
Arrived Changi beach around 0930 hr, sunny & windy but beach is a little dirty.
1st timer for Miki ( Jack Russell) & seasonal for Mili ( Mini Pincher).
 
Managed to took some pictures before battery run flat. (Forgetten to charge)
 
Will go again in couple of weeks from now.
 
Lynn w MikiMiki swim awayLynn w Mili & Shu wMikiPosting w MikiMiki swum to ShuPosting.....SmileShu & MikiMe & Lynn
 
 
 
 
 
October 24

Things I want to do.

 
1. Love to travel to broader my horizon. Love to interact with the way of life.
 
2. Further my study with a different cultures.
 
3. To be a volunteer again. To Africa, Middle East or Asia.
    Virtually anyway where help is needed, regardless of races, language or religion.
    Minded with a sense of inspiration to bring joys & laughter across all walk of life.
    Provide them shethers & basic educations.
    I felt the sense of completion & satifaction when I saw the smiles on their face,  
    children laughter, a roof to live in, free education & enough food for them.
   
 It nether you're rich nor the poor to differential the life...................... Happiness is what we need. 
   
 
 
     

Bangkok trip

 
Time really flies... How I wished to stay enjoyable everyday but it not possible.
Back home on Monday night & need to attend class on the following day, how lame it is. Damn it.
 
Went for 4 day trips to Bangkok, quite fine over there except rushing for time.
Not enough time to shop but at least for awhile so long never gone for trip, so enjoy.
 
 
Instead of 2 room we 4 of us spent in a room. (Didn't we waste $$ on tt...haha)
4 heads are alway better then 2. Every night we had hearty enjoyable meal with laughter & humourous chatting.
Chatting till dawn as the night faded away. Shopping thru the corners of endless shops.
Money are worthless, many zeros but spent like water.
 
I hope next trip all of you guys can make it. Yeah I know it hard for everyone to be free at a same time.
My kakis out there........ make it on Dec?? Remember to apply leave then.  
 
 
 
 
August 14

Maintain a Love

7 Step to maintain a love
 
1. Forgive & Forget
 
2. Give Respect
 
3. Give Trust
 
4. Give Freedom
 
5. Accept each other bad points
 
6. Say "I Luv U"
 
7. Enjoy Sex 
July 19

Differences Between YOU & your BOSS

Differences Between YOU & your BOSS
 
When u take a long time, u're slow.
 
When ur boss takes a long time, he's through.
 
When u don't do it, u're lazy.
 
When ur boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
 
When u make a mistake, u're an idiot.
 
When ur boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
 
When doing something w/o being told, u're overstepping ur authority.
 
When ur boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
 
When u take a stand, u're being bull-headed.
 
When ur boss does it, he's being firm.
 
When u overlooked a rule of etiquette, u're being rude.
 
When ur boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
 
When u please ur boss, u're apple polishing.
 
When ur boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
 
When u're out of the office, u're wandering around.
 
When ur boss is ut of the office, he's on biz.
 
When u're on a day off sick, u're always sick.
 
When ur boss is a day off work, he must be very ill.
 
When u apply for leave, u must be going for an interview.
 
When ur boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
 
 
June 14

Ladies.....Reasons.......

 
 
A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?"

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will"

Later the little boy asked his father,
Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God;
and when God got on the phone,
he asked, "God, why do women cry so! easily?"


God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world;
yet, gentle enough to give comfort"

"I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth
and the rejection that many times comes from her children"

"I gave her a hardness that allows
her to keep going when everyone else gives up,
and take care of her family through sickness
and fatigue without complaining "

"I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any
and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly"

"I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults
and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart"

"I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths
and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly"

"And finally, I gave her a tear to shed.
This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see: The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair."!

"The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,
because that is the doorway to her heart
& the place where love resides."

Every Woman is Beautiful.
June 08

Valuable Lessons

Valuable Lessons
 
Lesson 1
 
2 boys were in s heated discussion when the teacher enter the room.
The teacher asked: "Why are you arguing?"
1 boy answered: "We found a $10 dollar note & decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
Stunned, the teacher said: "You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age, I didn't know what a lie was."
On hearing that, the boys gave the $10 to the teacher.
 
 
Lesson 2
 
A teacher had been giving a class of 8- year-olds a science lesson.
SHe had taught them about magnets & showed how they were used to pick up nails & other bits of iron.
When question time came, she tested children by asking: "My name begins with letter M & I pick up things.
What am I."
A litel boy at the front row rasied his hand & said: " You're a mother."
 
 
May 09

Mayonnaise Jar & 2 Cups of Coffee

 
 
When things in your lives seem almost too much to
handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough -
remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had
some items in front of him. When the class began, he
wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise
jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and
poured them into the Jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured
it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with an unanimous  "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from
under the table and poured the entire contents into
the jar effectively filling the empty space between
the sand. The students laughed.'


"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I
want you to recognize that this jar represents your
life. The golf balls are the important things--your
family, your children, your health, your friends and
your favorite passions---and if everything else was
lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.  
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job,

your house and your car.

The sand is everything else---the small. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he
continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the
golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff you will never
have room for the things that are important to you.
"Pay attention to the things that are critical
to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time
to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to
dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to
clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of
the golf balls

first---the things that really matter. Set your
priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what
the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm
glad you asked It just goes to show you that no matter
how full your life may seem, there's always
room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

April 22

Professor's Philosophy

 
 
When things in your lives seem almost too much to
handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough -
remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups
of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had
some items in front of him. When the class began, he
wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise
jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed
that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and
poured them into the Jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open
areas between the golf balls. He then asked the
students again if the jar
was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured
it into the
jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He
asked once more if the jar was full. The students
responded with an unanimous
"yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from
under the table and poured the entire contents into
the jar effectively filling the empty space between
the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I
want you to recognize that this jar represents your
life. The golf balls are the important things--your
family, your children, your health, your friends and
your favorite passions---and if everything else was
lost and
only they remained, your life would still be full.  
The pebbles are the
other things that matter like your job, your house and
your car. The sand is everything else---the small
stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he
continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the
golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff you will never
have room for the things that are important to you.
"Pay attention to the things that are critical
to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time
to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to
dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to
clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of
the golf balls

first---the things that really matter. Set your
priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what
the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm
glad you asked It just goes to show you that no matter
how full your life may seem, there's always
room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Please share this with someone you care about. I just
did.
March 08

How to be a better couple

 
 
How To Be A Better Couple

10 steps to enjoying each other better...
 
 
  1. Be realistic about each other.
Don't try to turn your partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give your gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnight with the help of a few facials ! or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so you're gonna have to do with what your guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to your partner than what meets the eye.
 
 
2. Always talk things out.
Now guys, I know this is not your fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to express yourself better so that your partner understands what you're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.
 
 
3. Do stuff together .
Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve yourselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccer with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if your gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If you're spending more time with your friends rather than with your partner, it's a warning sign that you're drifting apart!!!
 
 
4. Meet each other halfway.
If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep your room tidy. There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.
 
 
5.Show your love
Buy her flowers or candy or perfume every now and then, even if u have been together for years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.
 
 
6. Respect each other.
Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask yourself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.
 
 
7. Bury the past.
Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and your ex to your guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with your ex or mention about her in your every other sentence as it would make your gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'coz u are going to get back with your ex or not interested in her anymore.
 
 
8. Sit on your jealousy.
All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If you're going to go through your partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust your partner; love has to have trust in it.
 
 
9. Keep your commitments to each other.
If your partner is standing you up all the time and canceling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If you're in a relationship, make your partner your priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If your partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may just lose him/her.
 
 
10. Be honest.
Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing your feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When you're hurt, say so, and when you're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with your partner, who can u be honest with? If Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where honesty doesn't exists probably it isn't worth it!

 
February 07

Things that make you feel good

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD
 
 
01. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
 
02. A hot shower.
 
03. No lines at the supermarket.
 
04. Finding a $50 note in your jacket pocket months later.
 
05. Hearing your favourite song on the radio.
 
06. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
 
07. A special glance.
 
08. A good conversation.
 
09. Midnight phone calls the last for hours.
 
10. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
 
11. Waking up and realising you still have a few hours left to sleep.
 
12. Road trips with friends. from you.
 
13. Holding hands with someone you care about.
 
14. Running into an old friend and realising that some things (good or bad) never change.
 
15. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
 
16. Knowing that somebody misses you.
 
17. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
December 26

"The Teacher"

 
Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, "So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on, on your way to school, or on your way home, find something beautiful to notice. It doesn't have to be something you see it could be a scent - perhaps of freshly baked bread wafting out of someone's house, or it could be the sound of the breeze slightly rustling the leaves in the trees, or the way the morning light catches the autumn leaf as it falls gently to the ground.

Please look for these things, and cherish them. For, although it may sound trite to some, these things are the "stuff" of life. The little things we are put here on earth to enjoy. The things we often take for granted. We must make it important to notice them, for at any time...it can all be taken away."

The class was completely quiet. We all picked up our books and filed out of the room silently. That afternoon, I noticed more things on my way home from school than I had that whole semester.

Every once in a while, I think of that teacher and remember what an impression she made on all of us, and I try to appreciate all of those things that sometimes we all overlook. Take notice of something special you see on your lunch hour today. Go barefoot. Or walk on the beach at sunset. Stop off on the way home tonight to get a double-dip ice cream cone.

For as we get older, it is not the things we did that we often regret, but the things we didn't do. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
October 26

Meaningful story to learn

A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he liked, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he had covered.

Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped onto his horse and rode as fast as possible to cover as much land as he could. He kept on riding and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as possible. When he was hungry or tired, he did not stop because he wanted to cover as much land as possible.

It came to a point when he had covered a substantial area and he was exhausted and was dying. Then he asked himself, "Why did I push myself so hard to cover so much land? Now I am dying and I only need a very small piece of land to bury myself."

The above story is similar with the journey of our Life. We push ourselves very hard everyday to make more money, to gain power and recognition. We neglect our health, time with our family and to appreciate the surrounding beauty and the hobbies we love. One day when we look back , we will realise that we do not really need that much, but then we cannot turn back time for what we have missed.


Sometimes the biggest stroke of luck can be not getting what you want. Think about it: If you get what you desire, it's only as good as your imagination made it. If you leave it up to the universe, it'll be a lot better.
 
September 19

Ohh.....Woe is MAN

Ohh.....Woe is MAN
 
 
 
. When we are born, our mothers get the compliments.
  When we are married, our brides get the spotlight & admiration.
  When w die, our widows get the life insurance.
 
. The average man's life consists of 20 years of his mother asking
  him where he is going, 40 years of his wife asking the same
  question, & in the end, the mourners wondering too.
 
. In the 21st century:
 
Our communication - wireless
Our telephone - cordless
Our cars - topless
our labour - effortless
Our workers - jobless
Our boss - brainless
Our job - thankless
Our conduct - worthless
Our relations - loveless
Our attitude - careless
Our follies - countless
Our arguments - baseless
September 17

Inspirational

 
The best and the most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seem or even touched.
 
They must be felt with the heart.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
August 22

Juz 4 Laugh

 
How SEX Starts
 
01. How a smile leads a laugh
 
02. How a laugh leads to a high 5
 
03. How a high 5 leads to a hug
 
04. How a hug leads to a kiss
 
05. How a kiss leads to makeout
 
06. How a makeout leads to finger
 
07. How finger leads to a hand
 
08. How hand leads to a lick
 
09. How a lick leads to a suck
 
10. How a suck leads to fuck
 
 
How many people gonna to hug when u heard that SEX is like MATH.
 
1. U add a bed
 
2. Subtracts the clothes
 
3. Divide the legs
 
4. Leave ur solution
 
5. & pray don't multiply
 
 
 
August 09

41st Birthday

 
HAppy Birthday 2 U my beloved Singapore.
 
May U stays Strong & tall
 
Best wishes 2 U.
 
 
 
August 06

Just 4 Laugh

Telephone number
 
(((Ring)))
(((Ring-g-g-g-g)))
*** pick up ***
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?" 
"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes I do and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!" 
"Uh Okay then...... Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and
Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house." 
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying
out the front window and now she's all dead." 
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool..... but he must 
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
*** Long pause ***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039? 
"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.
"Oooooppppssss.... Sorry wrong number!" 
June 12

20 Ways to being Happy

20 Ways to being Happy
 
 
01. Believe there is calmness at the centre of all of us.
02. Know that the mind is peaceful until made to be otherwise.
03. Believe you have the right to be happy.
04. Realize that every feeling you have is preceded by a thought.
05. Be aware of the bewildering array of ego pursuits that surround us.
06. Work to be around positive people.
07. Know that you were created to be content.
08. Know that nothing has to go right for you to be at peace.
09. Remember that there are no permanent mistakes.
10. Take others as they are. Help when a way to help is clear. See innocence in  
      mistakes.
11. Remember that haste makes unhappiness. Give yourself more time to do things.
12. Start identifying people and places that cause unhappiness.
13. Avoid working to defeat people who disagree with you.
14. Forgive. Know that to forgive you need do nothing, it is an act of the heart,
      not the body. Let go, give up, cease to harbor.
15. Know that when any judgmental train of thought ends, the damage it caused
      to the mind ends with it.
16. Try to look upon the world the way we allow ourselves to look at a child.
17. Work to enjoy the present.
18. Realise that everyone has the key to being content but few use it.
     The key is our undeveloped mental focus.
19. Avoid the world motto "do little and expect much". Trade it in for "work hard
      but expect very little".
20. Remember that a gentle vision makes a more gentle world
April 01

Just for Laugh

Just for a laugh

Johnny had the hots for a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone
else. Extremely frustrated, one day he had an idea.
He told the girl, "I'll give you $1,000 dollars if you let me screw you."
The girl refused. Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be done by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and decided to consult her boyfriend. Her
boyfriend  told her to ask for $2,000 dollars, and then pick up the money
very fast, before he has a chance to pull his pants down. She accepted
the proposal and went to little Johnny to conclude the deal.
Half an hour later, the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend
to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called to ask what happened...............
She said, "THE BASTARD USED COINS."


MANAGEMENT LESSON
---------------------------
IF YOU DON"T PAY ATTENTION TO THE SMALL DETAILS OF A PROPOSAL, YOU
WILL BE
SCREWED.

February 18

Motivational

Motivational
 
 
How do I change?
If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labour.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.

Motivational

Motivational
 
 
 
You know a dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows.
And a dreamer's just a vessel that must follow where it goes.
Trying to learn from what's behind you and never knowing
what's in store makes each day a constant battle just to stay between the shores.
And I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry.
Like a bird upon the wind, these waters are my sky.
I'll never reach my destination if I never try,
So I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry.
Too many times we stand aside and let the water slip away.
To what we put off till tomorrow has now become today.
So don't you sit upon the shore and say you're satisfied.
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tides.
 

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